Dads application for dating my daughter

___Yes ___No#of years they have been married ______If less than your age, explain why ______________________________________If not explain why ___________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Rule Two: If you date my daughter you date only her. Rule Three: You must know how to cook as well as I have taught my daughter(s) to cook. Rule Four: Do not be hurt when my daughter chooses a day at the spa with me over sports or gaming time with you. A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________D.I thought it would be fun to put together an application to date my daughter. My daughter’s application might also be different, but I can only hope and pray that they overlap.

On this day, I had been looking at my son when I realized I should locate my daughter. When my wife asked if I saw her, I said, “Yes, she’s over there and she’s found a boyfriend.” I did a quick flash forward in my head of the guys who will eventually show up at our house to date her.But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the queen of her universe. Rule Eight: My daughter has been raised to respect herself, so keep your hands to yourself.If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth. Offending body parts will be removed by me with a dull spoon. She does not have Hasbro, Mattel or any other toy company tattooed on her person. ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________In 50 words or less, what does ' ABSTINENCE' mean to you? __________ SHORT-ANSWER SECTION: Answer by filling in the blank. I HIGHLY SUGGEST RUNNING AS I AM A DAMNED GOOD SHOT.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does ' LATE' mean to you ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________In 50 words or less, what does ' DON' T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER' mean to you?

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